Oh, Lord Jesus…
Ya Allah…
Hare Krishna…
Bless Me, Bless All…
- Yours Chosen One, Uthara”
I was excited to start using my new pen, so I gave it a ceremonial inauguration. I said some sweet and flattering things to it, hoping to impress it and win its good will. I know it's silly, but it's just something I do every time I start using a new pen.
